Posted 2 hours ago

bearhatalice:

necturusmaculosus:

busket:

stunningpicture:

Perfectly timed wedding photo

so she’s marrying a shark in disguise right

when will my reflection show

who i am

inside

Nobody suspects a thing

Posted 4 hours ago

buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

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(Source: pinkhairedgoddess)

Posted 4 hours ago
Posted 5 hours ago

twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

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Posted 5 hours ago

renaki:

I sent my girlfriend a cute hentai story on snapchat.

Seriously wondering how she puts up with me.

Posted 5 hours ago

spaghettiseven:

flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

Posted 8 hours ago

nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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Posted 10 hours ago

marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

(Source: bluedogeyes)

Posted 13 hours ago

jerkofficial:

jerkofficial:

lets play a game, guess what im eating

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(Source: twinking)

Posted 15 hours ago
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dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

(Source: reblog-gif)

Posted 21 hours ago
Posted 23 hours ago

slipstreamborne:

This is the dirtiest joke I have ever seen on a kids show jesus christ their fucking faces.

Posted 23 hours ago

musicacorazon:

lt-fleur:

dulceelena2000:

some of the funniest jokes on gravity falls

You forgot 

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I honestly don’t know why I’m not allowed to watch this.