Posted 1 hour ago

dutchster:

when they say the name of the movie in the movie

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Posted 3 hours ago

benedictcumberbatch:

221bec:

professionalmisandrist:

What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

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(Source: skeletontrash)

Posted 6 hours ago
devildoll:

aspecialplaceinhale:

goldicrocs:

tumblr mobile

Im on mobile so I don’t know if the pic is actually of something, or if it’s legit just a stupid gray box

and the circle is complete

devildoll:

aspecialplaceinhale:

goldicrocs:

tumblr mobile

Im on mobile so I don’t know if the pic is actually of something, or if it’s legit just a stupid gray box

and the circle is complete

(Source: ferror)

Posted 8 hours ago

souljagirl617:

I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

Posted 10 hours ago

sherlockhoelmes:

studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist

(Source: xaviary)

Posted 12 hours ago
Posted 16 hours ago

pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

Pls helb poof birb obtain millet seeb.

Guess who’s getting millet later today.

Posted 17 hours ago

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

Posted 17 hours ago

Animal Crossing In A Nutshell

(Source: missfirestarter)

Posted 17 hours ago
Posted 17 hours ago

comicshans:

supervillan skeleton

Posted 19 hours ago

amporeon:

basedmadoka:

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

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I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN

Posted 21 hours ago

shouldnt:

Please be entertained by this fish scaring this dog.

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Posted 23 hours ago

more-than-meets-the-booty:

THERE ARE ACTUAL TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE RIGHT NOW

(Source: sleepyteadrinker)

Posted 1 day ago
My boyfriend calls me fat :(
Anonymous asked

cocaineyeezy:

Call him single