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wigglytuffer:

dropping hints to bae that ur ready

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hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

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cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

Posted 13 hours ago

perchu:

digital art

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officialcrow:

lindsaychrist:

maitrebate:

ive been on this website for 4 years, lord knows ive seen some shit but this is without question the WILDEST thing i have ever laid eyes upon

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

Nice

(Source: yungdrakey)

Posted 18 hours ago

legfruit:

*throws apple into hospital* *doctors hiss and scurry away from it*

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dewgongo:

when you make a joke and everyone laughs
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Posted 1 day ago

frick-n-furter:

WE DID THE MASH

*KICKS THROUGH YOUR DOOR*

WE DID THE MONSTER MASH

*BACKFLIPS INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM*

THE MONSTER MASH

*BREAKS ALL OF YOUR WINDOWS*

IT WAS A GRAVEYARD SMASH

Posted 1 day ago

deluxesherlock:

bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

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